BLUES CLUES .

BLUE ! BLUE ! (L)

HARRO HUMANS , DOGS , CATS , JAGUARS , RODENS , JAMS , ETC .

welll , im like very bored now , so i decided to go and blog blog blog . GUESS WHAT FELLOW PEEPO , i have an urge to watch every episode of Blues Clues . (claps claps claps .) LOL . I remember being sucha hardcore fan skido-ing with Steve into every picture that Blue goes into . ^^ LOL !

): ): , Wish it was on OKTO , so that i can watch it . BUT , THERE HAS BETTER NOT HAVE JOE OR MAGENTA INSIDE , that's the soe reason why i stopped watching blues clues , saddening . :l :l

OKAYE , gotta go watch my episode 4 of blues clues today ,

BLUEYA ! :D

-DJ VANN

FML .

I HATE MY LIFE ,
IT'S SO SCREWED UP ,
WHATS WITH ALL THE PRESSURE .
I CAN'T EVEN HAVE SOME PEACE .
WHAT THE BONGZ WITH ALL THESE SHIT .
SCREW IT TTVM .
I HATE EVERY LIVING SHIT .
FML , THIS IS SO FUCKING GAY .
POSITIVE = TOTALLY SHITTY AFTER SCHOOL HOURS DAY .

DOWN-RIGHT .

Gahhhh !, im so angry at my wanton mee , can't seem to finish it . ):< (Nicolene !, can come my house help me eat ?) sighhhh , well that was some crap joke . (!)

Anywayss , the holidays are getting boring , though at least i went out for abit . :D :D CAM-WHORE ACTIONZ .

Stupid sarah ah lian wanna be ! ): so preetaye luh . -.-

WELL , coming back to real life , (!) CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHATS WITH THE LONG AND ON-GOING POKEMON THINGZ . though it all started in June , tsk . :\ (Nicolene , help to explain please !) MARGARETTE CHANG , STUPID BULBASAUR . -.-

well , idk what's wrong with the post , guess its the whole orgasm thingz . LOL . shit .

ZOOMZ , DJ VANN .

BARLEY BALI

Harrroooooo , im sorraye i didn't update much lately , cuz' i was like on holiday , to bali then church camp . LOL . (excuses excuses .)

Anyways , welllllllll , BALI was awesome as expected , and i got tanned , like i wanted . ^^ AWESOME ! :D :D Went Whitewater rafting , and it was kinda scary though . Went to the beach , andddddd like it was swarming with ang moh's . -.- ! LOL . Seafood there was like the best , (recommended to go to the one with the elephant on the outside !) and drank avocado juice . HEHE .

Church camp was , idk . Fun and awesome sometimes , but hated the toliets . (!) It was like combo of pee , poop and like wtf , VOMIT . ): <

LOL , im like veryvery lazy to type so much , feel like mapling though , ): < . LOL , screw it !

BYEBYE ,
Deejay VANNN

CAMPO LAME'O' !

KURT AND JACKSON ! (L) \m/ . ROCKA !

Yo gals and guys ! :D HAH . im getting bored in the hols . tch . ): WELL , i got my contacts . :O but then , at the same time , i also short-circuited my phone , and thus , lost all my contacts . ):

Screw it , i miss Kurt so much . SO CUTE . ): ): ! Wanna go back sydney soon to visit , though it's one in a zillion chances i think . ):

It's been a 100 light years since i've visited my most average website , so im gonna go do some research and 'LOL' or 'cum' there . :P LOOOLLLOL ! , and , BUNDABERG's DA BOMBZ . (!) Yeah , and T.D.W.P is orgasm to my ears . B)

Goodbye young and old folks .

-DJ VANNN .

Backy Wacky !

How'd ya do mates ? (learnt that in aussie .) HAH ! anyways , im back from sydney . ^^ but , the day ain't starting as well . Got flu and cough . Shit the stupid weather as always .

Got stuff from yesterday's shopping . eg. Silver Shutter Shades , White Half Shutter Shades . , totally ROCKKKKKK , AND AWESOME . LOADS . HAHA , the camp was really fun(ny) ! :D Especially when James farted 3 times . HILARIOUS . :P He farted when he woke up from bed , LMFAO . (Hadi told me .) and the other two (?) , im lazy to say it .

Oh ! , and YY farted too . RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME . -.-'' then she laughed , and drooled . on the floor . Like a PUDDLE . >:S LOL , was so funny , that on the day itself , i laughed myself to sleep . (JET-LAG PLEASE .) ): ): Well , im jet-lagging again here in s'pore . Soooo tired .

And im lazy to go down and buy lunch for myself . and !, I MISS JACKSON AND KURT SO MUCH ! ): ): (L) . So cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ! :} well , i want to go and close the windows now and sleep . sooooooooo ,
Ciaoz homie's ! ~

-DEEJAY VANN . P/S , i've got checkered slippers now . wooohooo . :D

I HAVE FALLEN IN A RIVER OF DENIAL .

harlowwwwwwww , it's been like AGES , orrr a million light years since i've blogged . HAH !

Anyways , went to school for netball , and was late for a consecutive 3rd time . ^^ LOL . I was really really sleeepyyyy , ): Netball was so tiring , but then again fun . (excluding suicides and all the shitty crap we gotta do to get those ugly muscles ?) -.- Ayeeeee , got to see the streaming results , i've gotten into the combination i wanted , though i wasn't very happy . idk why . (!) Kazillingly awesomingly awesome to know that XIAO HAN , is in the same class as me ! (L) (L) . ^^ But sad to know that , Leroy , Xiao Loong , and some other crap shitz peepo are in the same class tooo . ):< TCH .

Guess I have to wait till next year to see if they've changed . (GIVES OUT A BIG LOUD SIGH HERE .) , <-- though im actually NOT doing it . it'll be so auntie . HAH . (!) , eeee , and i hear peepo talking in the microphone in Call of Duty 4 , which !, my brother is playing now (online .) Very Gayyyyyyy , the peepo laugh , until it makes me wanna laugh too .

Anyways , played a game called 'iNEVER' in pizzahut today . It was really really funnnnn . but , i drank so much pepsi , (i think 5 glasses ?) that i think im gonna have diabetes . -.- Well , im still lazy to pack my luggage , going aussie tomorrow . (!) HOORAY . !!!!!! ^^ I hope i don't get swine fluuuuu , or Influenza A . (see my science so pro .) :D lalalalalala .

Kayes , MLIA yoz ! :

-Today , I was brushing my teeth in an all girls bathroom . A boy walked out from one of the stalls . As he was walking towards the door , he said : 'That's embarassing.' Then he walked back to a sink and said : 'I almost forgot to wash my hands !' MLIA .

-Today , i received a call saying that my son had been lying in school , and it had reached a point where he needed to be sent outside . I don't have a son . That kid is a good liar . MLIA .

-Today , i got pulled over on my way home by a cop . He asked me if i knew why he pulled me over , and i responded , 'Because you want to invite me to the Police Officer's Ball ?' He then replied , 'No Ma'am , police officers don't have balls .' MLIA

OMG , the last one is farking hilarious ! HAHAHAHAH ! , oh and this is retarded . --> fatty says : talk cock sing song play mahjong eat kangkong play pingpong fuck kingkong . LOOOLLLOL ! :D :D Byaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa .

-DJ VANN .