I HAVE FALLEN IN A RIVER OF DENIAL .

harlowwwwwwww , it's been like AGES , orrr a million light years since i've blogged . HAH !

Anyways , went to school for netball , and was late for a consecutive 3rd time . ^^ LOL . I was really really sleeepyyyy , ): Netball was so tiring , but then again fun . (excluding suicides and all the shitty crap we gotta do to get those ugly muscles ?) -.- Ayeeeee , got to see the streaming results , i've gotten into the combination i wanted , though i wasn't very happy . idk why . (!) Kazillingly awesomingly awesome to know that XIAO HAN , is in the same class as me ! (L) (L) . ^^ But sad to know that , Leroy , Xiao Loong , and some other crap shitz peepo are in the same class tooo . ):< TCH .

Guess I have to wait till next year to see if they've changed . (GIVES OUT A BIG LOUD SIGH HERE .) , <-- though im actually NOT doing it . it'll be so auntie . HAH . (!) , eeee , and i hear peepo talking in the microphone in Call of Duty 4 , which !, my brother is playing now (online .) Very Gayyyyyyy , the peepo laugh , until it makes me wanna laugh too .

Anyways , played a game called 'iNEVER' in pizzahut today . It was really really funnnnn . but , i drank so much pepsi , (i think 5 glasses ?) that i think im gonna have diabetes . -.- Well , im still lazy to pack my luggage , going aussie tomorrow . (!) HOORAY . !!!!!! ^^ I hope i don't get swine fluuuuu , or Influenza A . (see my science so pro .) :D lalalalalala .

Kayes , MLIA yoz ! :

-Today , I was brushing my teeth in an all girls bathroom . A boy walked out from one of the stalls . As he was walking towards the door , he said : 'That's embarassing.' Then he walked back to a sink and said : 'I almost forgot to wash my hands !' MLIA .

-Today , i received a call saying that my son had been lying in school , and it had reached a point where he needed to be sent outside . I don't have a son . That kid is a good liar . MLIA .

-Today , i got pulled over on my way home by a cop . He asked me if i knew why he pulled me over , and i responded , 'Because you want to invite me to the Police Officer's Ball ?' He then replied , 'No Ma'am , police officers don't have balls .' MLIA

OMG , the last one is farking hilarious ! HAHAHAHAH ! , oh and this is retarded . --> fatty says : talk cock sing song play mahjong eat kangkong play pingpong fuck kingkong . LOOOLLLOL ! :D :D Byaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa .

-DJ VANN .

Dedications .

ALOHA !, :D Just finished playing ROCK RIOT on facebook , so fun . LOL ! well , im really having a riot with burpin . LMFAO .



Hmm , todaye was boring . kayes , im just really shocked at certain things i learnt yesterday night . SUPA SHOCKING . (!) HAHA , the most unbelievable thing happened but like ahhh , nevermind that lah . Let's get on with this thing (: .



Xiao Han ; HARLOW BESTIE ! :D :D (L) ! ily for being there for me all the times ! :D Without you listening to my bull-crap , depressions , shitz , and i don't know what else , i don't think i'd be living till this day with happiness . ^^ Especially when i don't know if my joke was funny , and you'd still laugh . HAHA ! All the happy times yeah . ^^ I can only hope that i'd be in the same class as you , cuz' it'd be difficult finding someone as understanding as you ! ):< (hope this isn't very long !)

Nicolene ; Yoyo Nicolene !, HAHA . don't worry , when/if i become a famous DJ , definitely won't forget you one ! Cuz' your always the one who makes the good jokes and the classes fun to be in . Your random crap (in english) always comes out right , or at least , makes me laugh . LOL ! , without you , i don't think i'd be laughing everyday . (okayes , most of the days , cuz' you sometimes EMO . PSH . ) ROFL , and yeah , though we don't tell each other's secrets and all , i think that you have your ways of making me laugh and vice versa . LOL . :D Hope to be in the same class as you , don't wanna miss out on any jokes ! ): HAHA !

Teng Jiao ; Harlow BANANA , though you aren't vehh close to me anymore , you're still in the same CCA as me yes ? , you always make me laugh , the way you talk to coach . HAHA ! Don't emo already kayes ! [: And you're like supa smart . ): bleah , unlike me . tch . OH , and PLEASE DONT PINCH ME !!!!!! , MY CHEEKS REALLY HURTS WHEN YOU DO SO ! . LOL . ^^ cya in netball ! (: (:

Rain sticks on like GLUE !

harlow peepo of the world ! ^^ i've come to tell you that , RAIN STICKS ON LIKE GLUE . ewww ! And i got drenched in it today , bull-crap ! ):

Okayes , in the morning it already started to get fun . HAHA . Read this , :

Ntjy : Hannah , did you go to the dentist recently ?
Hannah : Yeah , (and gave the HOW'D YOU KNOW face .)
Ntjy : Well , becuz' your shoe's sole has a sticker that has a big white tooth on it .'
Me & Xiao han & Hannah : HAHAHAHAHA !

LOL , it was total crap . I thought Nicolene saw Hannah at the dental shop or she saw something different in hannah's teeth/tooth ? HAHA ! btw , the video that Nicolene was talking to leafy , ain't gonna be here . It'll be somewhere else . LOL . OHMAIYGOD , school's ended already , and i'm gonna miss all the friends that i have known this year , mainly the whole class (excluding LC , and someone else .) :D Thanks for being such awesome and fun friends to be with the whole year . It was kinda troublesome and boring at first , but least you were still there ! (: (:

ROFL , well . Just now at KFC , we had a convo bout some peepo . (NO OFFENSE HERE !) :

Wenci : All china people are prostitutues . (REALLY NO OFFENSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Me : HUH ?, even ______ . !
Xiao han , wenci , teng jiao , sasha and nicolene LOL'd so LOUDLY ! (okayes , me too .) :X
Teng Jiao : Then what , Wu Xing is gigaloo arh ?
Sasha : HAHAHAH !
Yeah , and everybody burst into laughter at this point already . and xiao han was like , : 'MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING !' ROFL . ^^

After finishing our $24 meal treated by Mr LHJ , went out and noticed that we are stuck in the stupid rain . -.-'' AND THE RAIN WAS LIKE SUPER SUPER HEAVY WITH TORNADO . or kinda , im exaggerating abit here . LOL ! Okayes , im tired , gonna go FACEBOOK . :D
Byahhh !

-DJ VANN

DJ HERO !

DJ HERO , example .
OMG , the turntable looks awesome . >:O

Hey yozzzz , peepo ! , DJ HERO CAME OUT ALREADY ! (i think im in heaven !) LOL . ^^ Awesome stuff there ! (above photos .) So COOLIOS ! :D but i don't think i'll be getting it , so sad . SHINGZ . (!) wtf , so saddddddddd .

Kayes , today we went to NEWater factory , in bedok (i think .) Guess what , our tour guide is the same guy from the army museum . -.-'' I thought he had a twin brother or something , cuz' he looked so familiar when i first saw him . TSK ! Ayeee , NEWater was actually okayes lah . Not say horrible , (*as long as it's not in a bottle .)

Went back home , and my dad asked me what i wanted to eat . I (obviously) , said sushi . And he actually agreed . (something's fishy here .) After my awesome and wonderful dinner , my dad suddenly said : 'Okay , time for you to take your flu jab .' ( i actually forgotten , and THERE'S HIS MOTIVE .) wtf ! , ayeee , super super nervous while waiting . But the doctor super pro , he pinch my arm (where he was gonna jab me .) and i didn't FEEL ANYTHING . Then he was like : 'DONE .' And i was : 'WAH , so fast ?' SCARYYYYYYYYY ! but AWESOMEEEEEE ! :D

MLIA's :

-Today , in one of my classes , we learnt a computer command called 'finger' , which lets you look up user activity by person . Our professor said somewhat enthusiastically : '.... and you can finger other people or yourself ! ' whereupon he paused and smirked while the entire class proceeded to laugh like crazy . Sexual innuendos never gets old . MLIA .

-Today I had to do an English essay for my English class . Instead I played Typing Maniac on facebook . My mum walked by and heard me typing very fast , and congratulated me on working so hard on my essay by going out for ice cream that night . I never actually finished my essay . MLIA .

LOL , the above is a tip for peepo doing essay's . HAHA ! :D

Okayes , well , see my BOOBOO tomorrow . BYAH .

-DJ VANN

TIME TO COME AND GO AS I PLEASE .

harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-lowwwwwwwwwwwwww , peepo ! Today I got back my results , and i've got really really lousy marks . ): tch . tsk . bleh . -.- MARTHARFARCKER . Well , I hope i can do get into the subject combinations that i wanna ! (: (:

OKAY , anyways , read this please !, : Dear GOD , please help Vanessa Teo to get the subject combinations that she wants . And help her drain any bad luck lurking anywhere or everywhere . Protect her from evil spirits . Thank you . AMEN .

Okayes , well that's done . Back on ICY TOWER , and I still cannot beat Nicolene's score of 5000+ , unlocked a new tower , (disco tower!) ^^ HOORAYE ! and im really addicted to the game now , everyday i go home , it's no longer MAPLESTORY , but ICYTOWER . sheeeeeeeeeeesh ! :\

WELL , let MLIA relieve me of stress :
-Today, I found out that my name means Little Lamb. My mum's name is Mary. Mary had a little lamb. MLIA .

); sighhhh , it's sad that there's nothing good today in MLIA . ! RAWR . ):< gotta go and play ICYTOWER yozzzzzzzzzz ! bya !

-DJ VANN

Damned if i do ya' , Damned if i don't

AWESOMEST headphones EVER . (L) (L) !
:O 2 HOT GUYS alert ! ;D @shanghai international school

Harlow , today's gonna be a short short post , as im running out of time and i feel like some drunken bastard . :X (JOKE) .

Kayes , today was somewhat boringinginginging to the core of the earth . (YAWN.) School was like some tortise/snail , took like a hundred light years for it to end . LITERALLY . -.-'' I remember sleeping for like 1 hour and a half ! :D Then during CME , Mrs Wong was sharing her awesome grandmother stories . So , I asked Xiao han to play brand naming game with me (which she OBIVIOUSLY won .) , yeah whatever . ! :P Hmm , then I actually wanted to play 'Artist' naming game lulz , but then no time already . BLAH BLAH BLAH . ): if not i could have gotten my point back , WELL ; look on the bright side , there's tomorrow ! (HOPE.) :D

After schoolio , had to stay back to do NYAA . And it made my butt hurt LOADS , although i got to listen to screamo while doing it . (YAY.) ^^ LEMME BE LAME , AND NAME SOME , ATTACK ATTACK , THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA , AGRACEFUL , BULLETHEWORDS (not really , sorta . i guess .) , SENSES FAIL , DANCE GAVIN DANCE , ALESANA . YEAH YEAH . \m/\m/ . B) Kayes , after what seems like kazillion human and light years , I -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> still have not finished it . LOL . -.- (sorry it took so long , those were the inserted and more human light years.) HAHA , gay fag . (!)

And I had my lunch with xiao han at bout' 5pm . -.- My tea break already ! LMFAO . anyways , summary is 'TODAY SUCKS' . DAMNED IT . WELL IT SHALL END IN AN HOUR , HERE COMES A BRAND NEW DAY AND 2 MORE BRAND NEW SONGS . HELL YEAH .

-eh , where's my BOOZ . :$

byahhhhhhhhhhhz , (FALLS ASLEEP HERE.)

-DJ VANN

AVERAGE-ness

Kayes , this is a post for TODAY .

LOL , so uhhh , today had to wake up at 7.30 am , so that i am able to go to schoolio for some Umpiring skills stuff . haihhhh , was tired like crap . xO Went to schoolio , and into miss khai's room , and the thingy started already . (sorry , my vocab sucks .) LOL . Yeahh , after an hour of boring-ness , went on to have some hands-on umpiring , which i didn't do . ;\ well , nehh minds . -.-

Okay , then went back home , and like ate lunch . i was so friggin' tired , so i went to nap . (: (: Yeah , then my annoying brother woke me up , and told me that my dad was gonna turn on the teevee and watch FlashForward . Sighh , the rest of the evening was spent in the most undesirable way , watch teevee till 7pm . Then had dinner , over the dinner table , parents fought ! (SCARY) , and i broke a spoon . oops , butter fingers . :D :D

Ayeeeeee , so boring , guess your falling asleep already . LOL . -.- So i'm gonna make this post much more entertaining by returning to MLIA's :

-Today , another female and myself walked into a previously empty restroom at the same time . After we had both entered our stalls , and had been sitting in silence for a moment , she said , : 'Well , this is awkward .' I don't remember ever laughing that hard in my life . MLIA .

-Today , i got into a car accident . I then came home and checked my facebook , and i had a friend request . From the kid who hit me . MLIA .

-Today , i accidentally said WTF in front of my strict catholic aunt . She wanted to know what it stood for , and thinking of a previous MLIA , I told her it stood for With The Family . When i checked my facebook , i noticed her status was , 'WTF , I LOVE YOU GUYS !' MLIA .

LOL ! , im done here . (; byebyebyebyebye !

P.S i wanna give a shoutout , to all my friends , that PRE-PAID AND TOP-UP CARDS SUCKS . FTL . and FML , for having a pre-paid number .

-DJ VANN .