CAMPO LAME'O' !

KURT AND JACKSON ! (L) \m/ . ROCKA !

Yo gals and guys ! :D HAH . im getting bored in the hols . tch . ): WELL , i got my contacts . :O but then , at the same time , i also short-circuited my phone , and thus , lost all my contacts . ):

Screw it , i miss Kurt so much . SO CUTE . ): ): ! Wanna go back sydney soon to visit , though it's one in a zillion chances i think . ):

It's been a 100 light years since i've visited my most average website , so im gonna go do some research and 'LOL' or 'cum' there . :P LOOOLLLOL ! , and , BUNDABERG's DA BOMBZ . (!) Yeah , and T.D.W.P is orgasm to my ears . B)

Goodbye young and old folks .

-DJ VANNN .

Backy Wacky !

How'd ya do mates ? (learnt that in aussie .) HAH ! anyways , im back from sydney . ^^ but , the day ain't starting as well . Got flu and cough . Shit the stupid weather as always .

Got stuff from yesterday's shopping . eg. Silver Shutter Shades , White Half Shutter Shades . , totally ROCKKKKKK , AND AWESOME . LOADS . HAHA , the camp was really fun(ny) ! :D Especially when James farted 3 times . HILARIOUS . :P He farted when he woke up from bed , LMFAO . (Hadi told me .) and the other two (?) , im lazy to say it .

Oh ! , and YY farted too . RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME . -.-'' then she laughed , and drooled . on the floor . Like a PUDDLE . >:S LOL , was so funny , that on the day itself , i laughed myself to sleep . (JET-LAG PLEASE .) ): ): Well , im jet-lagging again here in s'pore . Soooo tired .

And im lazy to go down and buy lunch for myself . and !, I MISS JACKSON AND KURT SO MUCH ! ): ): (L) . So cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ! :} well , i want to go and close the windows now and sleep . sooooooooo ,
Ciaoz homie's ! ~

-DEEJAY VANN . P/S , i've got checkered slippers now . wooohooo . :D

I HAVE FALLEN IN A RIVER OF DENIAL .

harlowwwwwwww , it's been like AGES , orrr a million light years since i've blogged . HAH !

Anyways , went to school for netball , and was late for a consecutive 3rd time . ^^ LOL . I was really really sleeepyyyy , ): Netball was so tiring , but then again fun . (excluding suicides and all the shitty crap we gotta do to get those ugly muscles ?) -.- Ayeeeee , got to see the streaming results , i've gotten into the combination i wanted , though i wasn't very happy . idk why . (!) Kazillingly awesomingly awesome to know that XIAO HAN , is in the same class as me ! (L) (L) . ^^ But sad to know that , Leroy , Xiao Loong , and some other crap shitz peepo are in the same class tooo . ):< TCH .

Guess I have to wait till next year to see if they've changed . (GIVES OUT A BIG LOUD SIGH HERE .) , <-- though im actually NOT doing it . it'll be so auntie . HAH . (!) , eeee , and i hear peepo talking in the microphone in Call of Duty 4 , which !, my brother is playing now (online .) Very Gayyyyyyy , the peepo laugh , until it makes me wanna laugh too .

Anyways , played a game called 'iNEVER' in pizzahut today . It was really really funnnnn . but , i drank so much pepsi , (i think 5 glasses ?) that i think im gonna have diabetes . -.- Well , im still lazy to pack my luggage , going aussie tomorrow . (!) HOORAY . !!!!!! ^^ I hope i don't get swine fluuuuu , or Influenza A . (see my science so pro .) :D lalalalalala .

Kayes , MLIA yoz ! :

-Today , I was brushing my teeth in an all girls bathroom . A boy walked out from one of the stalls . As he was walking towards the door , he said : 'That's embarassing.' Then he walked back to a sink and said : 'I almost forgot to wash my hands !' MLIA .

-Today , i received a call saying that my son had been lying in school , and it had reached a point where he needed to be sent outside . I don't have a son . That kid is a good liar . MLIA .

-Today , i got pulled over on my way home by a cop . He asked me if i knew why he pulled me over , and i responded , 'Because you want to invite me to the Police Officer's Ball ?' He then replied , 'No Ma'am , police officers don't have balls .' MLIA

OMG , the last one is farking hilarious ! HAHAHAHAH ! , oh and this is retarded . --> fatty says : talk cock sing song play mahjong eat kangkong play pingpong fuck kingkong . LOOOLLLOL ! :D :D Byaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa .

-DJ VANN .

Dedications .

ALOHA !, :D Just finished playing ROCK RIOT on facebook , so fun . LOL ! well , im really having a riot with burpin . LMFAO .



Hmm , todaye was boring . kayes , im just really shocked at certain things i learnt yesterday night . SUPA SHOCKING . (!) HAHA , the most unbelievable thing happened but like ahhh , nevermind that lah . Let's get on with this thing (: .



Xiao Han ; HARLOW BESTIE ! :D :D (L) ! ily for being there for me all the times ! :D Without you listening to my bull-crap , depressions , shitz , and i don't know what else , i don't think i'd be living till this day with happiness . ^^ Especially when i don't know if my joke was funny , and you'd still laugh . HAHA ! All the happy times yeah . ^^ I can only hope that i'd be in the same class as you , cuz' it'd be difficult finding someone as understanding as you ! ):< (hope this isn't very long !)

Nicolene ; Yoyo Nicolene !, HAHA . don't worry , when/if i become a famous DJ , definitely won't forget you one ! Cuz' your always the one who makes the good jokes and the classes fun to be in . Your random crap (in english) always comes out right , or at least , makes me laugh . LOL ! , without you , i don't think i'd be laughing everyday . (okayes , most of the days , cuz' you sometimes EMO . PSH . ) ROFL , and yeah , though we don't tell each other's secrets and all , i think that you have your ways of making me laugh and vice versa . LOL . :D Hope to be in the same class as you , don't wanna miss out on any jokes ! ): HAHA !

Teng Jiao ; Harlow BANANA , though you aren't vehh close to me anymore , you're still in the same CCA as me yes ? , you always make me laugh , the way you talk to coach . HAHA ! Don't emo already kayes ! [: And you're like supa smart . ): bleah , unlike me . tch . OH , and PLEASE DONT PINCH ME !!!!!! , MY CHEEKS REALLY HURTS WHEN YOU DO SO ! . LOL . ^^ cya in netball ! (: (:

Rain sticks on like GLUE !

harlow peepo of the world ! ^^ i've come to tell you that , RAIN STICKS ON LIKE GLUE . ewww ! And i got drenched in it today , bull-crap ! ):

Okayes , in the morning it already started to get fun . HAHA . Read this , :

Ntjy : Hannah , did you go to the dentist recently ?
Hannah : Yeah , (and gave the HOW'D YOU KNOW face .)
Ntjy : Well , becuz' your shoe's sole has a sticker that has a big white tooth on it .'
Me & Xiao han & Hannah : HAHAHAHAHA !

LOL , it was total crap . I thought Nicolene saw Hannah at the dental shop or she saw something different in hannah's teeth/tooth ? HAHA ! btw , the video that Nicolene was talking to leafy , ain't gonna be here . It'll be somewhere else . LOL . OHMAIYGOD , school's ended already , and i'm gonna miss all the friends that i have known this year , mainly the whole class (excluding LC , and someone else .) :D Thanks for being such awesome and fun friends to be with the whole year . It was kinda troublesome and boring at first , but least you were still there ! (: (:

ROFL , well . Just now at KFC , we had a convo bout some peepo . (NO OFFENSE HERE !) :

Wenci : All china people are prostitutues . (REALLY NO OFFENSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Me : HUH ?, even ______ . !
Xiao han , wenci , teng jiao , sasha and nicolene LOL'd so LOUDLY ! (okayes , me too .) :X
Teng Jiao : Then what , Wu Xing is gigaloo arh ?
Sasha : HAHAHAH !
Yeah , and everybody burst into laughter at this point already . and xiao han was like , : 'MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING !' ROFL . ^^

After finishing our $24 meal treated by Mr LHJ , went out and noticed that we are stuck in the stupid rain . -.-'' AND THE RAIN WAS LIKE SUPER SUPER HEAVY WITH TORNADO . or kinda , im exaggerating abit here . LOL ! Okayes , im tired , gonna go FACEBOOK . :D
Byahhh !

-DJ VANN

DJ HERO !

DJ HERO , example .
OMG , the turntable looks awesome . >:O

Hey yozzzz , peepo ! , DJ HERO CAME OUT ALREADY ! (i think im in heaven !) LOL . ^^ Awesome stuff there ! (above photos .) So COOLIOS ! :D but i don't think i'll be getting it , so sad . SHINGZ . (!) wtf , so saddddddddd .

Kayes , today we went to NEWater factory , in bedok (i think .) Guess what , our tour guide is the same guy from the army museum . -.-'' I thought he had a twin brother or something , cuz' he looked so familiar when i first saw him . TSK ! Ayeee , NEWater was actually okayes lah . Not say horrible , (*as long as it's not in a bottle .)

Went back home , and my dad asked me what i wanted to eat . I (obviously) , said sushi . And he actually agreed . (something's fishy here .) After my awesome and wonderful dinner , my dad suddenly said : 'Okay , time for you to take your flu jab .' ( i actually forgotten , and THERE'S HIS MOTIVE .) wtf ! , ayeee , super super nervous while waiting . But the doctor super pro , he pinch my arm (where he was gonna jab me .) and i didn't FEEL ANYTHING . Then he was like : 'DONE .' And i was : 'WAH , so fast ?' SCARYYYYYYYYY ! but AWESOMEEEEEE ! :D

MLIA's :

-Today , in one of my classes , we learnt a computer command called 'finger' , which lets you look up user activity by person . Our professor said somewhat enthusiastically : '.... and you can finger other people or yourself ! ' whereupon he paused and smirked while the entire class proceeded to laugh like crazy . Sexual innuendos never gets old . MLIA .

-Today I had to do an English essay for my English class . Instead I played Typing Maniac on facebook . My mum walked by and heard me typing very fast , and congratulated me on working so hard on my essay by going out for ice cream that night . I never actually finished my essay . MLIA .

LOL , the above is a tip for peepo doing essay's . HAHA ! :D

Okayes , well , see my BOOBOO tomorrow . BYAH .

-DJ VANN

TIME TO COME AND GO AS I PLEASE .

harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-lowwwwwwwwwwwwww , peepo ! Today I got back my results , and i've got really really lousy marks . ): tch . tsk . bleh . -.- MARTHARFARCKER . Well , I hope i can do get into the subject combinations that i wanna ! (: (:

OKAY , anyways , read this please !, : Dear GOD , please help Vanessa Teo to get the subject combinations that she wants . And help her drain any bad luck lurking anywhere or everywhere . Protect her from evil spirits . Thank you . AMEN .

Okayes , well that's done . Back on ICY TOWER , and I still cannot beat Nicolene's score of 5000+ , unlocked a new tower , (disco tower!) ^^ HOORAYE ! and im really addicted to the game now , everyday i go home , it's no longer MAPLESTORY , but ICYTOWER . sheeeeeeeeeeesh ! :\

WELL , let MLIA relieve me of stress :
-Today, I found out that my name means Little Lamb. My mum's name is Mary. Mary had a little lamb. MLIA .

); sighhhh , it's sad that there's nothing good today in MLIA . ! RAWR . ):< gotta go and play ICYTOWER yozzzzzzzzzz ! bya !

-DJ VANN