Wednesday, February 10, 2010
PUKEPUKE .
SO , well todaye sucks right at the end . RAWRRRRRRRRR ! ):
tsk , total nonsense CAN . ._.
WELLA , CNY COMING ! , so it's time to get ready to earn MONEY . $_$ ^^
SHINGZ todaye (repeated) , and there's still like uhhh , LITERATURE HOMEWORK , MATHS , ENGLISH (?) , CHEMISTRY .
): ): ): ! Alright , shall sleep today off too , (since i don't have to vacuum) BUAHAHAHA ! ^^
KAYE ,
BYE .
Saturday, January 23, 2010
KISS N TELL .
Sunday, January 17, 2010
BLUES CLUES .
Thursday, January 14, 2010
FML .
IT'S SO SCREWED UP ,
WHATS WITH ALL THE PRESSURE .
I CAN'T EVEN HAVE SOME PEACE .
WHAT THE BONGZ WITH ALL THESE SHIT .
SCREW IT TTVM .
I HATE EVERY LIVING SHIT .
FML , THIS IS SO FUCKING GAY .
POSITIVE = TOTALLY SHITTY AFTER SCHOOL HOURS DAY .
Sunday, December 13, 2009
DOWN-RIGHT .

Stupid sarah ah lian wanna be ! ): so preetaye luh . -.-
WELL , coming back to real life , (!) CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHATS WITH THE LONG AND ON-GOING POKEMON THINGZ . though it all started in June , tsk . :\ (Nicolene , help to explain please !) MARGARETTE CHANG , STUPID BULBASAUR . -.-
well , idk what's wrong with the post , guess its the whole orgasm thingz . LOL . shit .
ZOOMZ , DJ VANN .
Monday, December 7, 2009
BARLEY BALI
Anyways , welllllllll , BALI was awesome as expected , and i got tanned , like i wanted . ^^ AWESOME ! :D :D Went Whitewater rafting , and it was kinda scary though . Went to the beach , andddddd like it was swarming with ang moh's . -.- ! LOL . Seafood there was like the best , (recommended to go to the one with the elephant on the outside !) and drank avocado juice . HEHE .
Church camp was , idk . Fun and awesome sometimes , but hated the toliets . (!) It was like combo of pee , poop and like wtf , VOMIT . ): <
LOL , im like veryvery lazy to type so much , feel like mapling though , ): < . LOL , screw it !
BYEBYE ,
Deejay VANNN
Monday, November 23, 2009
CAMPO LAME'O' !
It's been a 100 light years since i've visited my most average website , so im gonna go do some research and 'LOL' or 'cum' there . :P LOOOLLLOL ! , and , BUNDABERG's DA BOMBZ . (!) Yeah , and T.D.W.P is orgasm to my ears . B)
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Backy Wacky !
Got stuff from yesterday's shopping . eg. Silver Shutter Shades , White Half Shutter Shades . , totally ROCKKKKKK , AND AWESOME . LOADS . HAHA , the camp was really fun(ny) ! :D Especially when James farted 3 times . HILARIOUS . :P He farted when he woke up from bed , LMFAO . (Hadi told me .) and the other two (?) , im lazy to say it .
Oh ! , and YY farted too . RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME . -.-'' then she laughed , and drooled . on the floor . Like a PUDDLE . >:S LOL , was so funny , that on the day itself , i laughed myself to sleep . (JET-LAG PLEASE .) ): ): Well , im jet-lagging again here in s'pore . Soooo tired .
And im lazy to go down and buy lunch for myself . and !, I MISS JACKSON AND KURT SO MUCH ! ): ): (L) . So cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ! :} well , i want to go and close the windows now and sleep . sooooooooo ,
Ciaoz homie's ! ~
-DEEJAY VANN . P/S , i've got checkered slippers now . wooohooo . :D
Friday, November 13, 2009
I HAVE FALLEN IN A RIVER OF DENIAL .
Anyways , went to school for netball , and was late for a consecutive 3rd time . ^^ LOL . I was really really sleeepyyyy , ): Netball was so tiring , but then again fun . (excluding suicides and all the shitty crap we gotta do to get those ugly muscles ?) -.- Ayeeeee , got to see the streaming results , i've gotten into the combination i wanted , though i wasn't very happy . idk why . (!) Kazillingly awesomingly awesome to know that XIAO HAN , is in the same class as me ! (L) (L) . ^^ But sad to know that , Leroy , Xiao Loong , and some other crap shitz peepo are in the same class tooo . ):< TCH .
Guess I have to wait till next year to see if they've changed . (GIVES OUT A BIG LOUD SIGH HERE .) , <-- though im actually NOT doing it . it'll be so auntie . HAH . (!) , eeee , and i hear peepo talking in the microphone in Call of Duty 4 , which !, my brother is playing now (online .) Very Gayyyyyyy , the peepo laugh , until it makes me wanna laugh too .
Anyways , played a game called 'iNEVER' in pizzahut today . It was really really funnnnn . but , i drank so much pepsi , (i think 5 glasses ?) that i think im gonna have diabetes . -.- Well , im still lazy to pack my luggage , going aussie tomorrow . (!) HOORAY . !!!!!! ^^ I hope i don't get swine fluuuuu , or Influenza A . (see my science so pro .) :D lalalalalala .
Kayes , MLIA yoz ! :
-Today , I was brushing my teeth in an all girls bathroom . A boy walked out from one of the stalls . As he was walking towards the door , he said : 'That's embarassing.' Then he walked back to a sink and said : 'I almost forgot to wash my hands !' MLIA .
-Today , i received a call saying that my son had been lying in school , and it had reached a point where he needed to be sent outside . I don't have a son . That kid is a good liar . MLIA .
-Today , i got pulled over on my way home by a cop . He asked me if i knew why he pulled me over , and i responded , 'Because you want to invite me to the Police Officer's Ball ?' He then replied , 'No Ma'am , police officers don't have balls .' MLIA
OMG , the last one is farking hilarious ! HAHAHAHAH ! , oh and this is retarded . --> fatty says : talk cock sing song play mahjong eat kangkong play pingpong fuck kingkong . LOOOLLLOL ! :D :D Byaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa .
-DJ VANN .
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Dedications .
Hmm , todaye was boring . kayes , im just really shocked at certain things i learnt yesterday night . SUPA SHOCKING . (!) HAHA , the most unbelievable thing happened but like ahhh , nevermind that lah . Let's get on with this thing (: .
Xiao Han ; HARLOW BESTIE ! :D :D (L) ! ily for being there for me all the times ! :D Without you listening to my bull-crap , depressions , shitz , and i don't know what else , i don't think i'd be living till this day with happiness . ^^ Especially when i don't know if my joke was funny , and you'd still laugh . HAHA ! All the happy times yeah . ^^ I can only hope that i'd be in the same class as you , cuz' it'd be difficult finding someone as understanding as you ! ):< (hope this isn't very long !)
Nicolene ; Yoyo Nicolene !, HAHA . don't worry , when/if i become a famous DJ , definitely won't forget you one ! Cuz' your always the one who makes the good jokes and the classes fun to be in . Your random crap (in english) always comes out right , or at least , makes me laugh . LOL ! , without you , i don't think i'd be laughing everyday . (okayes , most of the days , cuz' you sometimes EMO . PSH . ) ROFL , and yeah , though we don't tell each other's secrets and all , i think that you have your ways of making me laugh and vice versa . LOL . :D Hope to be in the same class as you , don't wanna miss out on any jokes ! ): HAHA !
Teng Jiao ; Harlow BANANA , though you aren't vehh close to me anymore , you're still in the same CCA as me yes ? , you always make me laugh , the way you talk to coach . HAHA ! Don't emo already kayes ! [: And you're like supa smart . ): bleah , unlike me . tch . OH , and PLEASE DONT PINCH ME !!!!!! , MY CHEEKS REALLY HURTS WHEN YOU DO SO ! . LOL . ^^ cya in netball ! (: (:
Friday, October 30, 2009
Rain sticks on like GLUE !
Okayes , in the morning it already started to get fun . HAHA . Read this , :
Ntjy : Hannah , did you go to the dentist recently ?
Hannah : Yeah , (and gave the HOW'D YOU KNOW face .)
Ntjy : Well , becuz' your shoe's sole has a sticker that has a big white tooth on it .'
Me & Xiao han & Hannah : HAHAHAHAHA !
LOL , it was total crap . I thought Nicolene saw Hannah at the dental shop or she saw something different in hannah's teeth/tooth ? HAHA ! btw , the video that Nicolene was talking to leafy , ain't gonna be here . It'll be somewhere else . LOL . OHMAIYGOD , school's ended already , and i'm gonna miss all the friends that i have known this year , mainly the whole class (excluding LC , and someone else .) :D Thanks for being such awesome and fun friends to be with the whole year . It was kinda troublesome and boring at first , but least you were still there ! (: (:
ROFL , well . Just now at KFC , we had a convo bout some peepo . (NO OFFENSE HERE !) :
Wenci : All china people are prostitutues . (REALLY NO OFFENSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Me : HUH ?, even ______ . !
Xiao han , wenci , teng jiao , sasha and nicolene LOL'd so LOUDLY ! (okayes , me too .) :X
Teng Jiao : Then what , Wu Xing is gigaloo arh ?
Sasha : HAHAHAH !
Yeah , and everybody burst into laughter at this point already . and xiao han was like , : 'MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING !' ROFL . ^^
After finishing our $24 meal treated by Mr LHJ , went out and noticed that we are stuck in the stupid rain . -.-'' AND THE RAIN WAS LIKE SUPER SUPER HEAVY WITH TORNADO . or kinda , im exaggerating abit here . LOL ! Okayes , im tired , gonna go FACEBOOK . :D
Byahhh !
-DJ VANN
Thursday, October 29, 2009
DJ HERO !
DJ HERO , example .
OMG , the turntable looks awesome . >:OWednesday, October 28, 2009
TIME TO COME AND GO AS I PLEASE .
OKAY , anyways , read this please !, : Dear GOD , please help Vanessa Teo to get the subject combinations that she wants . And help her drain any bad luck lurking anywhere or everywhere . Protect her from evil spirits . Thank you . AMEN .
Okayes , well that's done . Back on ICY TOWER , and I still cannot beat Nicolene's score of 5000+ , unlocked a new tower , (disco tower!) ^^ HOORAYE ! and im really addicted to the game now , everyday i go home , it's no longer MAPLESTORY , but ICYTOWER . sheeeeeeeeeeesh ! :\
WELL , let MLIA relieve me of stress :
-Today, I found out that my name means Little Lamb. My mum's name is Mary. Mary had a little lamb. MLIA .
); sighhhh , it's sad that there's nothing good today in MLIA . ! RAWR . ):< gotta go and play ICYTOWER yozzzzzzzzzz ! bya !
-DJ VANN
Monday, October 26, 2009
Damned if i do ya' , Damned if i don't
AWESOMEST headphones EVER . (L) (L) !
:O 2 HOT GUYS alert ! ;D @shanghai international schoolAnd I had my lunch with xiao han at bout' 5pm . -.- My tea break already ! LMFAO . anyways , summary is 'TODAY SUCKS' . DAMNED IT . WELL IT SHALL END IN AN HOUR , HERE COMES A BRAND NEW DAY AND 2 MORE BRAND NEW SONGS . HELL YEAH .
Saturday, October 24, 2009
AVERAGE-ness
LOL , so uhhh , today had to wake up at 7.30 am , so that i am able to go to schoolio for some Umpiring skills stuff . haihhhh , was tired like crap . xO Went to schoolio , and into miss khai's room , and the thingy started already . (sorry , my vocab sucks .) LOL . Yeahh , after an hour of boring-ness , went on to have some hands-on umpiring , which i didn't do . ;\ well , nehh minds . -.-
Okay , then went back home , and like ate lunch . i was so friggin' tired , so i went to nap . (: (: Yeah , then my annoying brother woke me up , and told me that my dad was gonna turn on the teevee and watch FlashForward . Sighh , the rest of the evening was spent in the most undesirable way , watch teevee till 7pm . Then had dinner , over the dinner table , parents fought ! (SCARY) , and i broke a spoon . oops , butter fingers . :D :D
Ayeeeeee , so boring , guess your falling asleep already . LOL . -.- So i'm gonna make this post much more entertaining by returning to MLIA's :
-Today , another female and myself walked into a previously empty restroom at the same time . After we had both entered our stalls , and had been sitting in silence for a moment , she said , : 'Well , this is awkward .' I don't remember ever laughing that hard in my life . MLIA .
-Today , i got into a car accident . I then came home and checked my facebook , and i had a friend request . From the kid who hit me . MLIA .
-Today , i accidentally said WTF in front of my strict catholic aunt . She wanted to know what it stood for , and thinking of a previous MLIA , I told her it stood for With The Family . When i checked my facebook , i noticed her status was , 'WTF , I LOVE YOU GUYS !' MLIA .
LOL ! , im done here . (; byebyebyebyebye !
P.S i wanna give a shoutout , to all my friends , that PRE-PAID AND TOP-UP CARDS SUCKS . FTL . and FML , for having a pre-paid number .
-DJ VANN .
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
BOOMZ !
Well , ima bored shitz . -.- Currently listening to Keith (not from PEIRCE) doing screamo covers of songs on youtube . SUPER PRO . i cannot -.- ! Anyways , today was HELL FUN . (:
Anyways , i'll skip most of the day to Home Econs . :D Well , as it was getting boring , decided to entertain myself by writing on the board . LOL . James came and since i was really bored , i asked if i could have a Brand Naming Competition with him . He agreed , and so we started . Few minutes later , when the board was one-quarter full already , peepo started coming . HAHA , wenci , ming xuan , vivienne , and other peepo whom i have forgotten . Ayeee , very fun ! ^^ Filled up half the board , thanks to the peepo , who like helped lah . :P FUNNEST .
LOL , and then , when the whole thingy ended , i had to clean the stupid board , ): LOOLLOLOL !, then i sat down , saw James drinking water and decided to do something nasty . I don't know if it is , but that was what Yi heng said (?) . I poked him in the ribs ?, i don't know , it's fats lah . o-o LOL , he choked on the water anyways . LMAO .
Hmm , then don't know why Jun Liang suddenly come , and then challenged him to an arm-wrestle . LOL . Jun Liang used the table and 2 hands , while James only used one hand , still lose . o-O'' that one i still cannot understand . Defying the laws of physics i guess ? HAH . RANDOM . (oh , and the video is below . ignore my fucking gay voice btw . and really sorry that it's on the wrong angle . :S :S Just turn your head to the left for 9 seconds . :D kayes , thanks and enjoy !
Cyaaaaaaa , next time ! -DJ VANNNNN
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
UH OH , UH OH

Heyyyyo , what's up ! :D
HAHA , currently listening to Pixie Lott's songs (BOYS AND GIRLS!) !
So well , today was F-U-N . !! Had soccer matches in the morning with other classes (which i found difficult and almost irrelevant to play .) and well , the score was really bad . Anyways , Win or Lose also nevermind , soccer is weird for me anyways . After recess , we went to collect our test's paper ! ^^ (Like F-I-N-A-L-L-Y!)
Ayeee , here are the (lousy) marks luh :
English Paper 1 -44/60
Paper 2 -36/60
Oral -29/40
Chinese Paper 1 -43/70
Paper 2 -46/70
Oral -23/40
General Science - MCQ -21/30
Part 1 (Physics) -12/35
Part 2 (Biology) -23/35
Maths Paper 1 -41/60
Paper 2 -32/60
Geography -51/100
Literature -30/50
DnT (WAH , DAMN DIFFICULT SIAL) -39/100
Home Econs -63.5/100
Yeahh , yeahh , that's all . :S LOUSY TO THE MAX !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -.- Anyways , then we headed to the hall (which i kinda regretted) for Talent time . It was okay , HAHA . And I wanna make a point here and APOLOGIZE , sincerely and wholely from my heart to xiao han . ): Cuz' i keep on commenting and singing . HAHA ! paiseh . :$ LOL . ^^
AHA , after school , went with (in random order thanks) jingyi , wenci , hannah to amk hub . :D
And got Oyster Mee Sua , from the taiwan shilin street (i think that's how you spell it .) ^^ .
YUMMY ! DELICIOUS ! AWESOME ! ... (after 1 hour) . :P
Okayes , some MLIA ! ^^ :
-Today , i was at a train station , between platform 9 and 10 . On one of the columns , there was a sign that said : 'Please do not try to run through .' It made my day . MLIA .
-Today , a someone had accidentally lodged a pen in one of the office printers . Someone had printed out an explaination for why the printer didn't work , but apparently failed to read out of their handiwork . Our new office legend ?
"OUT OF ORDER , PENIS STUCK IN PRINTER." MLIA .
HAHAHA ! , ;D FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY . x)))) okayes , gotta go ! Byaaaaaaaaa !
-DJ VANN
Friday, October 16, 2009
LOVEY YOU !
well , exams long over now , waiting for the scary results (and im definitely sure i failed physics) .
well anyways just wanna sayy :
HAPPAYE BIRTHDAYE CLIONA YONG FERN ANNE ! ( MY BESTIE ! ) I LOVE YOU ! your my number one , awesomest friend . ^^
well , back to the post yes ?, LOL . so like today , weird day . Class was split into groups and my group was assigned to do the banner thingy for the sec 4's and 5's . Most of it was Xiao han's idea , :D . And it turned out preety okayyyy luh . Don't really care if win or lose right ?, what's with that mr PHUA's problem !, keep on wanting us to win a medal ? (or trophy) what gives ? -.-''
After my group, (consisting of the following peepo : Xiao Han , Pui Suen , Wei xin , Wen ci , and me . ) finished , we went back down and listen to the 'oh-so-boring-shit' talks . sighhh , i had them last year and the day before already , was sleeping anyways . LOL !
After schoolio , went with xh and cherlene to amk hub and eat , while they went to watch 500 days of summer . i went to acs (inter) , pass my bestie birthday gift . (: (: HAHA , well , hoped you like it ! :D :D :D (thought that counts right?)
Ayeeeeeeeee , boredom sucks shit , and im falling sick sick sick . -.- ! i keep sneezing , mothar fucker . -.-'' -.-'' well , here are some MLIA's peepo (hope you like what i've chose ! ) :
-Yesterday was my parent's anniversary. I found out that Dad had proposed to Mum on April Fool's day so if she said 'no' he could claim it was a joke. MLIA
-Today, my aunt and I were talking about the name of her beauty salon. She wanted to call it Curl up and Dye, but thought that it may be inappropriate. Her salon is across the street from a funeral home. MLIA
OKAYYYYY , BYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !
-DJ VANNNN
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
FAMEST .
IMA HAPPY PERSON , cuz' today was the last paper which is a.k.a D&T . Waiting for PCK on channel 5 to come on , and like tomorrow is EL ORAL ! and then it's a HOLIDAYY . ^^
After today's paper , me and xh went to J8 and had late breakfast/early lunch (?) HAHA . Then since we wanted to watch FAME , and GV hasn't opened yet , we decided to take the mrt to amk hub . and GUESS WHAT , 15 mins till the next show , 11.05 pm ^^ YAYHOOOOOO .
LOL , today's okay i guess , have been reading lot's of peepo's 'MLIA's' , and it's really awesome !
Here are some ( and btw , i think im gonna put up more in this blog , for self-entertainment) :
-Today, i met a girl named Unique. She had an identical twin sister. No one else laughed.
MLIA.
-Today, I was looking for a Halloween costume. In the store i was in, there are signs organizing the different types of costumes. I decided to look under the "Terrifying Creatures" assortment. The first costume? Hannah Montana. I like this store.
MLIA.
OKAY , well these are some , out of the many hundred thousands . I WAS BORED . -.-''
Byaaaaaaaa ! :D
-DJ VANN
Saturday, October 10, 2009
LET THIS ROCK .
Hihihihi , PEEPO ! :D the above video is edward goldman during the acs (inter) CELEFEST '09 . HAHAHA ! the last part is the (Y) one , where he fell and created a hole . poor ang moh .
Okay okay , i just did some math's revision , and got bored . x_x what's wrong with peepo these days ?, maths also must pass . Paper 1 was AWESOME . Paper 2's on Monday . ): ): WELL , I SHALL ROCK . \m/ \m/ . B)
My phone's money is currently 71cents , >:( GAY . stupid thingy , why must i use prepaid , sometimes LIFE IS SO UNFAIR . :@ changed my msn btw , sorraye if i didn't add you ! , must tell me if i didn't .
Okay , mum's telling me to turn the laptop off and study again . (let's out a long a deep sigh) EXAMS PUH LEASE FINISH SOOOOOOON . Byaaaaa !
-VEO . \m/ \m/ .



